helloimrachel

Rachel
18
loves chocolate
needs a new cell phone

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benjaminfainlight:

helloimrachel:

lets recap on the past three weeks shall we.

up down down down up down up down down down down down down down down down up up down down down down down down up up up up up down up.

hmmm…. what to do.

go sideways!

AH YES, THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED

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i am only excited to go back to skidmore

misterdan:

helloimrachel:

misterdan:

because i know it means i’m one day closer to going to boston.


the more excited i get to transfer, the more unbearable the thought of school becomes.

….is this why you don’t hang out with me?

WHATS WRONG?????????

i just keep realizing it’s not where i want to be. i can’t help it:( no offense to you, just everything else

i’m sorry :( hugs. 

the last two weeks were probably the worst ever at school, i can kind of relate, but for different reasons i’m sure. it sucked. i cried a lot. i’ll get over it eventually.

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misterdan:

kdessss:

infinitelycaptivating:

brocrystalshere:

felonymelanie:

toristeffen:

tumblrisforfaggots:

fuckyeahunicornsnotnudes:

where-the-heart-is:

nakedundermyclothes:

prostitutionisrevolution:

devindouche:

livetoinfinity:

knickersforyou:

morganfreeman:

charmyourwayout-:

retrorespective:

LMAO JUST FOUND THIS ON YOUTUBE.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING, EVERYTHING HURTS. IM CRYING.

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT MY DONUT EVERYWHERE

I think I just peed.

PEEING EVERYWHERE OMG

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT MY ORANGE JUICE ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

So…. I totally wasn’t expecting that.

LOL OMG THATS SO SAD WHY AM I LAUGHING IM GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR THIS

GOING TO HELL. NO PIT STOP IN HEAVEN. STRAIGHT UP GOING. OMG XD

OMG IM DYING

OH. MY. GOD. THIS. IS. SO. GOOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. WATCHED SO MANY TIMES. ITS ALWAYS SURPRISING.

HER FACE AND ARM POSITION IS ALL “OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED, AM I OFF BALANCE? MUST TURN CAMERA OFF”
LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.

hahahahahahaha i should not be laughing, but this is too funny!

hahahahahahha

wheezing

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misterdan:

jennaaaa:

(via cheynesaw)

jenna. twins.

this should be my fucking motto

misterdan:

jennaaaa:

(via cheynesaw)

jenna. twins.

this should be my fucking motto

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misterdan:

cameronchristopher:

Thank you for this mom.

holy. fuck.

what in fucking hell.

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lets recap on the past three weeks shall we.

up down down down up down up down down down down down down down down down up up down down down down down down up up up up up down up.

hmmm…. what to do.

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dashboard coincidence

dashboard coincidence

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i am only excited to go back to skidmore

misterdan:

because i know it means i’m one day closer to going to boston.


the more excited i get to transfer, the more unbearable the thought of school becomes.

….is this why you don’t hang out with me?

WHATS WRONG?????????

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This version > original Miley version

n-n-nicky:

potterhead:

maryclare:

I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

Got caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”

Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety

So, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

(Alot of credit to prettyproblematic)

My life is suddenly worth living.

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